omfg if i die a virgin im probably going to be a ghost and have sex with them with every band member in this world while they’re asleep and think im a wet dream but no its me the ghost of virgin fangirl im not kidding i would be the sluttiest ghost you’ll ever meet
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this car makes me giggle when i see it on the road
IT LOOKS LIKE A CLIT
what kind of clit do you have
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This is the American Idol finale I did not edit this. This is really how it aired. I would not lie to you ever.
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wHAT OVMRG
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Amy Poehler as Avril Lavigne during “Weekend Update.”
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i lost it at yogurt
