Tyler the creator: I don't like salad
Everyone: OMG FUCK SALAD FUCK SCHOOL I HATE SALAD FUCK CUCUMBER

tarareidsnipple:

I only wear She by Sheree and Alexis Couture tbh

femalevillain:

things i will always reblog on tumblr.com include

• spencer pratt sitting at the computer for 20 min until someone helps him
• NOT U
• ben mangelsdorf’s comment on that banksy “kim kardashian your ass looks fat in anything” graffiti
• I’M GONNA KILL YOU RAY RAMANO

(via sle4zy)

catholicnun:

were you ever so horny that you would fuck an old fat man 

(via fugrats)

lindsaychrist:

i miss tumblr like from a couple years ago people used to be so funny and now everyone gets offended by everything like i made a post about broccoli last week and got told to check my “veggie privilege”