May 2013
jessmulley:
Does HD stand for “Huge dick”?
Tyler the creator: I don't like salad
Everyone: OMG FUCK SALAD FUCK SCHOOL I HATE SALAD FUCK CUCUMBER
tarareidsnipple:
I only wear She by Sheree and Alexis Couture tbh
femalevillain:
things i will always reblog on tumblr.com include
spencer pratt sitting at the computer for 20 min until someone helps him
NOT U
ben mangelsdorf’s comment on that banksy “kim kardashian your ass looks fat in anything” graffiti
I’M GONNA KILL YOU RAY RAMANO
catholicnun:
were you ever so horny that you would fuck an old fat man
lindsaychrist:
i miss tumblr like from a couple years ago people used to be so funny and now everyone gets offended by everything like i made a post about broccoli last week and got told to check my “veggie privilege”
caraknightley:
I just got high right in front of my momthers eyes. a+ daughter right?
ferretdog:
the day that everyone found out vaginastew’s true identity was probably one of the most historic days of tumblr history
Watchkimghappens:
im so done w/ the internet
sluttyoliveoil:
posting a selfie that gets less than ten notes
when you put soup in the microwave and it comes out consistently warm
snapchatting:
mary had a little bitch
1 tag
shikajika:
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
guynecologist:
wouldnt wanna
getoffmybloghoe:
*rides dick to church*
1 tag
i hate shitcunts who annoy other people solely for the fact they were “having a bad day”
