December 2010
people born in 1993-1999 have lived in two...
eyyjess:
That awkward moment when someone on Tumblr doesn't...
bitch-:
OH, YOU MUST BE NEW.
On New Years Eve.
hardcore:
Everyone I know will be out at parties and be like:
And Ill just be at home and be like:
i’ll be sipping my tea like the mad cunt tanisha is.
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm...
j4cki3jupit3r:
electrilad:
squidknee:
lolhaiimliam:
-fuckthesystem:
EEEWWWW IM GONNA HAVE BABY WHALESSS
That awkward moment when you make a milkshake, and...
-skinnygenes:
Someone who doesn't have any posts started...
jiffynguyen:
Suspect it’s someone you know in real life trying to stalk you…
I dream of the day when someone in the street...
theragingkiwi:
that awkward moment when you're playing with your...
fanticid3:
silverbraclet:
everyone’s looking at you like,
and you’re just like,
SO MANY TIMES!
Happened to me in year 3.
and then the walk of shame that follows to pick up said pen.
I love those days when you just DGAF
jyexvx:
alyaae:
Hair looks like shit?
Homework still to do?
Room still to clean?
Bitches trying to make you mad?
Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama?
Mom reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr?
today was this.
this would be my face if i saw messages (1)
alyaae:
and then i’d make love to whoever sent me an ask:
but if it was anonymous hate i’d be like:
and i’d really love it if it was a dirty question/statement:
i’d love it even more if it was a well thought out question:
if it was a compliment, i’d be like:
no one is gonna send me anything though:
but then i realize it’s just because i’m too perfect
I love when people say all gay people are going to...
reindeer-shark:
castielsprofoundbond:
impaladeen:
stephenell:
cyansunday:
garagexglamourous:
If all gays are going to hell, then that means hell is gonna be like, super fabulous. Right?
I just choked on air.
This is the best thing that has ever been on my dash
So, Hell is sounding a lot better than heaven right now. Just sayin’.
When you decide to dance to your favorite song
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
LOL it’s funny cause i actually dance stupidly like that!
FUCK YES! apparently my birthday is on National...
-sluttypumpkin:
jenataliagaskarth:
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