December 2011
1 tag
me: omg lets be friends
person: ok
/never talk again
sebastiansmythe:
rainbow road more like satan’s race track
consecratio:
if it wasnt for urban dictionary, i wouldnt know half of what you guys are taking about
TALK SHIT GET HIT
– Skinny white girls who have never gotten in a fight (via potdealer)
8 tags
adrians:
I really like jaffa cakes
khl0ekardashian:
katy perrys marriage only lasted 5 and half kardashians
4 tags
youresuchafuckingliarcamille:
1612th:
Britney Spears’ thoughts after her second divorce
oops i did it again
tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs:
getting a handjob instead of a blowjob is like getting a like instead of a reblog
pre10tious:
today i found out Max Davis is actually a real person.
i thought he was like a theme or something
liloslipinjections:
y0ureaslutpig:
can u say “complete bottoms”… fags.
clavid:
ur so gay that when u wanted to be a little mosnter lady gaga said no thanks fag
*plays with ouija board*
me: am i cute
mynamekyle:
deplaisant:
youcancallmedraco:
pitchblackglow:
same
got damn
This makes me miss high school
God bless the girl in purple.
4 tags
Well, I’ve changed the course of music five or six times. What have you done...
– Miles Davis to Nancy Reagan at a White House dinner in 1987 after she’d inquired as to what he’d done with his life to merit an invitation. source (via marxisforbros)
Eh this is completely wrong. He was actually quite fond of the Reagans. It was at a White House dinner however. Here is what...
sanfran:
rachelayne:
sanfran:
why does all the good stuff in life cost so much
I didn’t know happiness and love had a price
calm down gandhi