September 2011
- me: hey can i go out with friends
- dad: yeah ok have fu-
- mum: YOU ARE GOING TO GET RAPED TAKE THIS SWORD YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED IT
I HATE it when someone insults me HARD then says “JUST KIDDING!”
THE GIF OH MY. This has changed how I do my “Oh no, you didn’t” forever.
It's a tough life being a fangirl in Australia.
If I had a dollar for every fuck I gave, I'd be in debt.
A picture's worth a thousand words, a picture of you is worth a thousand tears
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Hilary Duff
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ask me questionsssss... interesting ones!
- Me: ask me questions please :)
- My followers: lol no.
- Tumblr famous person: ask me questions bitches
- Their followers: OMG WHAT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE
It seems like every school but mine has a hot German exchange student
lol i posted Paris' Stars Are Blind to facebook.
everyone just doesn’t understand the lyrical genius that Paris Hilton is.
works at pokemon
speaks fluent sarcasm
went to hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry
oh you just do it all don’t you
why do people even say “single like a pringle”
pringles come in packs of like 50 each
enough fucking around. time to start my paper
Now I’ll start
One more reblog
FINE I’LL FUCKING START!







