- me: hey can i go out with friends
- dad: yeah ok have fu-
- mum: YOU ARE GOING TO GET RAPED TAKE THIS SWORD YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED IT
THE GIF OH MY. This has changed how I do my “Oh no, you didn’t” forever.
- Me: ask me questions please :)
- My followers: lol no.
- Tumblr famous person: ask me questions bitches
- Their followers: OMG WHAT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE
everyone just doesn’t understand the lyrical genius that Paris Hilton is.
works at pokemon
speaks fluent sarcasm
went to hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry
oh you just do it all don’t you
why do people even say “single like a pringle”
pringles come in packs of like 50 each
Now I’ll start
One more reblog
FINE I’LL FUCKING START!