Colour me slut.

May 27

petewanks:

omfg if i die a virgin im probably going to be a ghost and have sex with them with every band member in this world while they’re asleep and think im a wet dream but no its me the ghost of virgin fangirl im not kidding i would be the sluttiest ghost you’ll ever meet

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qwopette:

saddeer:

this car makes me giggle when i see it on the road 

IT LOOKS LIKE A CLIT 

what kind of clit do you have

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1talian:

wHAT OVMRG

(Source: cvlex)

Is YOUR child using satanic internet lingo? Watch out for LOL (Lord of Lies), OMG (Onward, Murder God) and BRB (Baal Requires Blood).

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mydogsmokes:

so i google searched ‘ugg costume’

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(via sharapwna)

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neneleakesweave:

bubble buddy was literally so true 

(Source: thatsoratchet, via spicybutthole)

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justinjewmanji:

i lost it at yogurt