lindsaychrist:

i miss tumblr like from a couple years ago people used to be so funny and now everyone gets offended by everything like i made a post about broccoli last week and got told to check my “veggie privilege” 

caraknightley:

I just got high right in front of my momthers eyes. a+ daughter right?

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ferretdog:

the day that everyone found out vaginastew’s true identity was probably one of the most historic days of tumblr history

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sluttyoliveoil:

posting a selfie that gets less than ten notes

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when you put soup in the microwave and it comes out consistently warm

snapchatting:

mary had a little bitch

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