jewassicpark:

combinationwench:

16andratchet:

boys go to jupiter to get more stupider

girls go to venus to get more penis

and lesbians go to hell

um excuse me but I think you mean girls go to the sun to have more fun

no girls go to venus and lesbians go to hell cant u read

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